'I'm reading at my grade level, but it turns out there's just no great literature written a my grade level.'
Young Literary Critic Gifts
Encourage their love of literature with our range of thoughtful gifts tailored for young literary critics. From clever mug designs to stylish t-shirts and decorative pillows, our collection captures their passion for analyzing stories. Whether they're journaling their thoughts or debating their favorite authors, find something that celebrates their creative spirit and critical mind. These unique items are ideal for inspiring future literary careers or just giving them a fun way to show their love for books.
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Thomas Mann.
First Novels.
Blue Stockings
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
Jean-Paul Sartre
"Now I really hate poetry."
Why we need poetry. . .
German Expressionist Breakfast
Shakespeare was bisexual
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."
"Oh, this old thing?"
George Orwell
The Proust of Twitter
Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."
"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."
Shakespeare loved a grammar joke
The World's Biggest Book Club
Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"
"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."
"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
Günter Grass
"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."
"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
My Literary Influences
Lord Byron
Young Literary Critic Gifts Collection
Young Literary Critic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for young literary critics—featuring witty quotes and clever designs that brighten their reading sessions.
Young Literary Critic Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring literary charm to their favorite reading nook or bedroom decor.
Young Literary Critic Prints
Enhance their study or reading corner with inspiring prints that speak to their passion for literature and analysis.
Young Literary Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate a young critic’s love of literature—stylish, fun, and perfect for making a literary statement.