Young Gun Prints

"You have to give the younger colleagues the opportunity to fly on their own."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

"Bang!"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

Modern Childhood

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'Quick! Look cute!'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Reality of Parenthood