Young Financier Pillows

Warren Buffett as a child

'Of course I know the value of hte dollar. That's why I'd like my allowance in Chinese Yuan.'

'Empty. I'll see if I can hit up my parents for a bailout.'

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

'Dad, you sold me on some bum investments.'

Money.

"She's quickly grasping the value of money. Her imaginary friend is named PayPal."

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"So much for password protected."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'He's precocious.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'