Young Financer Prints

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

A child runs an equity stand.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'What my stocks did during my summer vacation...'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'He's precocious.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

Girl holding money.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"We shouldn't have sent him to summer financial camp. Today he turned down a new soccer ball--he didn't like its yield to maturity."

'This isn't a diploma. It's a stimulus package!'