Young Finance Whiz Prints

'I worked out I have enough money to last the rest of my life,'

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Money exchange

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

Business News.

'Wait a minute....!

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'That's my boy...'

Warren Buffett as a child

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."