Young Filmmaker Prints

'It's not fair 'Bogie'...they took away my video camera...did you ever hear them say anything about not hiding behind the shower curtain and filming visitors on the can?'

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Crocodile

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'