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'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

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"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"Kids."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

Walter The Sea Monster

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"What A Party."

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Diversions at the Pub

Post-Pandemic Party

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"