Young And Thriving Mugs

Very young single mothers.

Multi-Generational Books

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Active pensioner.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'