Yorkie Aficionado Mugs

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'We know you have a cat.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

A Day at the Comics Bar

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

Stoop Fan

E-Bahgum Mail

'Go ahead, go out, yolk it up a little, but make sure you'r back for breakfast.'

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

"It won't come back up!"

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

"I want a cat."

Society of Professional Yorkshiremen

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

New Yorkers wear Yankee hats.

"Most would order red, but I prefer a fine, dry white with my jerky."

'You'll never know how much you mean to me, Stanley! You're my surrogate Yorkie!"

"Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy?"

"Canst tha spare eeeeeee-cigarette?"

Skoal