Yoga Skeptic T-Shirts

Express their playful misgivings about yoga with our humorous t-shirts, crafted for those who prefer a cheeky take on fitness and mindfulness.

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"We're figuring out how to bottle yoga and overcharge for it."

"We're figuring out how to bottle yoga and overcharge for it." mockup

"We're figuring out how to bottle yoga and overcharge for it."

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"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga." mockup

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

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"Then I discovered drinking wine in yoga pants does the job just as well."

"Then I discovered drinking wine in yoga pants does the job just as well." mockup

"Then I discovered drinking wine in yoga pants does the job just as well."

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"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

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Which Hogwarts house are you?

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And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

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'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.' mockup

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

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'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.' mockup

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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"Fit watch say me need more steps." mockup

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

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'Why are jogging on the spot?'

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"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running." mockup

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

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"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates." mockup

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

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'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.' mockup

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

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"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!" mockup

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

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Jeff was watching his weight.

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1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

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