Yoga Nonconformist T-Shirts

"Snoring on my yoga mat is not aerobic exercise."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

"An ingenious choice, Madam - dispensing with the usual pretence of impressing one's guests in favour of amusing them!"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

Dumbed Down Culture

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Quack." "Quack." "Oi."