Yoga Satirist Prints

"Yoga for hangovers"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Yoga classes door.

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

My God, I need to fart.

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Even More Disciples'

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

"I don't see why divine intervention and government intervention have to be mutually exclusive."

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Out for lunch... GOD

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

'You will be reincarnated as someone who undergoes past life regression.'