Yo-yo Wizard T-Shirts

'The story of how I invented the yo-yo is a classic tale of highs, lows, highs, lows...'

Brother Ernest puts the "monk" in "monkeying around"!

"Home depot."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

Food deliverer's baby.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Yo Yo Tricks.

Yo-Yo Sales

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"The madness started with the cow and spread to the others."

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Have no fear - I'll have the project completed for you in no time.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

"They grow up so slow."