Yin-yang Thinker T-Shirts

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

Cat playing with a Brain

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

Yin And Yang break up

"Five really snuck up on me."

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

Yin and Yang Hug

'Naughty or nice? -- I was hoping for a little more moral relativism.'

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"Am I Yin and you're Yang, or is it the other way around?"

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

"I find there's a lot of pressure to be good."

Yin and yang bath towels

"What if we don't change anything at all...and something magical just happens."

Yin Yang Dogs

A pair of hands holds a yin and yang symbol.

Laozi

Young boy talking about shaving

'My asset allocation? 40% 'ying' and 60% 'yang'.'

'Their different temperaments make them surprising effective as a team.'

Chinese office with folders for Yin and Yang.

'My life is so boring, even I don't follow myself on Twitter.'