Yin Yang Seeker T-Shirts

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Yin and Yang VPs.

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Cow yin yang spots.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"Spring Chicken"

Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I just think we should be together'.

'We complete each other...'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

Big Medium

"I know we should stop them fighting, but there's something deeply satisfying about the whole situation..."

"I can check again, but I'm pretty sure no one has handed in your lost youth."

Leprechaun Love

'Take ten years off the top.'

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

Yin And Yang break up

That guy is a walking contradiction.

"That anti-aging cream worked wonders."

'New Art'

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us