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Jewish studies center - trays read: InOutOy Veh.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

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Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

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'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

The Exobus

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"That's just sick."

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"Kfetch!"

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Bubbie's parrot

Tradition!