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"Thanks for the starter!"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

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'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

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'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

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I bake my own bread

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'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

'Great poker faces.'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

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"Starting these labour-saving devices is exhausting!"

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

'It's his only form of exercise these days...chasing yield.'

Turkey Hostage.

'My little boy made the sign!'

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'IVF Egg Donor Unit'

"Shine? Heck I can't even rise until I've had my first cup of yeast."

Junk Bond: Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

'Remember, don't let the dough rise too long."

"She's giving me only one egg a month, I think she's getting lazy."

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"I thought I'd try my hand at bread making!"