Yard Yielder Prints

"Starting these labour-saving devices is exhausting!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

R. Jones: Investment Advisor - Out Chasing Yield

Junk Bonds - Back Soon - Out Chasing Yield.

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Chasing Investment Yield for Fitness & Profit"

'I'm out of bags.'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Leaves.