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Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"He loves his leaf blower."

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Lawnmower

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,