Yacht Racing T-Shirts

America's Cup Fever

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Boat wedding.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

The Imperfect Storm

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

I'd rather be at the office.

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

My First Boat

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

Becalmed yachts

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'