Yacht Instructor Prints

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Swimming Prankster

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Guide fish.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

I told you not to swim out to far

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

I'd rather be at the office.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'