Canoeing Instructor Prints

Stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...stroke...

"And up ahead you'll see some jagged rocks that will definitely kill us if I don't turn around and pay attention."

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Swimming Prankster

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Bankside

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Guide fish.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

I told you not to swim out to far

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'