Xbox Enthusiast Mugs

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

How Amazon was invented

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Knights of the Square Table.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"