Wwii Buff Pillows

May 1939 - The Germans invade Poland (Surrepitiously)

COWMIKAZES

". . . Unlike the feel-good portion of World War II."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Military style hedgehog

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Presenter Auditions.

"Especially modified you say..."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"When I got laid off, the corporation enlisted me in the army."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Chili again?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Sub Editor

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'