Wunderkind Fan Prints

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I said slime."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Skiing

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'Do you come here often?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'What's your poison?'

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Take Away Wedding Cake 50p.

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."