
"You resume would be a little more impressive if it wasn't in shorthand Ms Klink"
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"You resume would be a little more impressive if it wasn't in shorthand Ms Klink"
"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
"Bond James, Bond."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
Copycats
I should be a writer when I grow up...
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'How fast can you hype?'
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Squeezing the Free Press.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
Campaign for Plain English
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
Torturing the English Language
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