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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
The Art Student.
"Bond James, Bond."
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.
Copycats
I should be a writer when I grow up...
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'How fast can you hype?'
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Squeezing the Free Press.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Campaign for Plain English
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
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