Writing Formula Strategist Prints

'I sent out for everything.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

"I hate performance review season."

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'I'm not too sure about that.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Fries and kids

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

Project Manager Showdown

'It was so romantic. He got down on one knee, showed me the ring, and proposed--right after we exchanged credit reports.'

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Wish you would've warned me about this. I hate getting ambushed.'

Kate had originally been very enthusiastic to prepare the annual global audit plan.

'We're projecting a profit, but not within our lifetimes.'

Hopeful Liberty

'I think we should budget on the number of budgets we draw up'

"Figured out who should bat cleanup yet, Skipper?"

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'The plan is to market our original product as a new product...'

"How do you expect to learn to be a good loser when you win all the time?"

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'... Can Willis come out and calculate formulae?'

'Discover any prime numbers recently?'

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'