Writing Buddy T-Shirts

I'd like to settle down with a nice pen who won't out on me.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

Burning the midnight oil.

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Library

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Pizza Study Party

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Lessons.

"His prose is so muscular."

"I love college."

The morning after the night before.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.