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1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Henrik Ibsen,

Litterary Dogs.

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We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Museum of Natural Cliches

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"It's by A.I. Milne."

Dylan Thomas

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!