Writerly Wit Appreciator Mugs

'Wow! This style of writing went out back in the seventies!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Cat Burglar

"Touché"

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Voltaire

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

"I love this time of year."

D. H. Lawrence

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'Huh, that Will Shakespeare, a man of few words.'

Shakespeare Project

Anthony Trollope

Pick your own fruit or worms.

The People versus McGinley gets acrimonious.

'How can you stand to listen to dozens of crazy people and stay sane?' - 'Who listens?.'

"And this little poet cried ennui, ennui, ennui, all the way home."

Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table

"No one is denying that you're smart. For that to happen someone would have to say you're smart."

"Uh. . . Ooh. . . Here come the know it alls again!"

Tom Bowler

Figure of Eight

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'