Writer's Block Warrior Mugs

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

La Table

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"The narrative seems contrived."

'He's under office-arrest.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Admirable People - No.7. The man who invented writing before anyone could read.

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

"Joyce Carol Oates seems to have no trouble coming out with book after book."

"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work."

"I'll run through it again. Hit those keys."

'Yes, Frank. I'm sure you can make two hundred words out of just twenty six letters.'

Tell the author your idea for a book at 3 pm.

'Here's the first copy. We only printed 1000 copies of your book.'

"One of the failed candidates for the copywriters job wants to know 'wart was rong with his applicashun?'"

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Writer's Block

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"I just hope you had to labor as hard to write it as I did to finish it."

Flying Pen