Wrestling Critic Mugs

'Oh well... I don't like Wrestling...' 'It's not Wrestling... This is a coverage about the election in Russia!'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Trump Poutine

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Denazification

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Future Wrestler

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Bush covered in blood on a bloody puddle that is Iraq.

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

Supremacist Court

Greco-polar wrestling

Domino Democracy.

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

Chilcot's Army

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.