Wreck Explorer Prints

Hi Mom!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Artist on the Beach

Vacation Bus Photo

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Tourist

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Desert Roundabout

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Airport

Get ready ... Get set ...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

"We'd like somewhere off the beaten track but Instagram friendly."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'My career is in ruins...'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Tourist Attractions

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'