Wreck Explorer Pillows

Hi Mom!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Vacation Bus Photo

Tourist

Artist on the Beach

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Desert Roundabout

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Airport

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'My career is in ruins...'

"Excuse me... I think you're in my seat."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

'Life size enlargements done here.' - 'Do my pictures of the pyramids please.'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'