Wrapping Paper Fan Pillows

What do you like most about presents?

"He's having a hard time finding work."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

In, out, shake it all about.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

Winter in the City

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Networking

Closet.

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Library DIY Section

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

The benefits of decorating

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

"It's really cold outside. You might want to put on two coats."

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

"Some assembly required."

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

Cut out and keep Shepherd.