Wrapping Paper Fan Pillows

What do you like most about presents?

"He's having a hard time finding work."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

In, out, shake it all about.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

Networking

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Winter in the City

Closet.

"I'll be working remotely today."

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Library DIY Section

They do so look forward to summer holidays.

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

"It's really cold outside. You might want to put on two coats."

Why Leave Home?

Recycling trays, 'IN'---'Back to 'IN'.

The benefits of decorating

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

"Some assembly required."

'The bad news is - we're being sued... the good news is - they served the papers as origami.'

Make Your Own Fish Oil Capsules.

"This is for all those envelopes who never get their moment in the spotlight..."

It's full of this stuff? No wonder I feel so bloated! Wood filler.

Cut out and keep Shepherd.