Paper Art Fan Pillows

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

About the potter.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Viggo Mortensen

Cubism Model

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Alberto Giacometti.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

Munch Master.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

Percentage artwork

Miguel Ferrer