Worship Parody Lover Mugs

Watermelon Cult

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.