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Applause

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Drive-thru Church

Marilyn's Rushmore

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'We are gathered here...'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Jennifer Aniston

Church: Open Sundays

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Fitness in church.

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"Wow. Tough cloud."

Church Parking

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Surgeons high-five spectators as they enter emergency room.

'I know you haven't seen me.. your last sermon was so good, it lasted me an entire year!'

'As a professional discount, I require you to say only two hail Marys.'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

'A group of Jennifer Lopez's fans want us to make her a saint!' 'Really? A halo of J-Lo?'

"Fantastic service, lousy food."

Sermon about 20 minutes