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"The doctor says I have something called 'hypochondria'...and it's very hard to cure!"

A Hole in the Dike

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Nervous Oral Testing

I.T. Fear

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Concern Chart

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

Full Harvest Moon

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

The reassurer: the magazine for chronic worriers