Worrier Warlock Pillows

"The doctor says I have something called 'hypochondria'...and it's very hard to cure!"

A Hole in the Dike

Nervous Oral Testing

I.T. Fear

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Separation Anxiety

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

Concern Chart

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

No Action Comics

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

I called Laurel an hour ago and she hasn't called me back. Do you think she still likes me?! Ahh! Now it's an hour and one minute! Love is a beautiful thing.

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder

"This is where I get most of my negative thinking done."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

JB doesn't like to see anybody that's stressful.

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'

"I don't feel so good, Tia Carmen."

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"You should make a resolution not to worry about the little things..."

Full Harvest Moon

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"