Worm Washer Extraordinaire Pillows

'Honestly, I was just washing my worms.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

Tough Butterfly

Menace.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

'Sales are really up now that the vacation months are here.'

Worm running away from hook.

Tapeworm Realtors.

The late bird orders a take away.

'He was digging worms.'

"Pull, Gert, pull! It's an early worm!"

"So. . . you're back!"

"...and where in earth have you been?"

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm