Worldview Warriors T-Shirts

'The world is a complete mess!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

Breaking Through

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

How their world views have changed over time.

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Pen mightier than sword.

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'