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'I'm not doing it for the money - just for what the money can buy. . .'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Plagiarist!"

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

'To me! Let's party.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs

China's Pacific Expansionism

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

"Well, did you invent fire or simply discover a product of nature? It makes a difference..."

"I'm not daydreaming, Ms Howard. I'm reviewing my intellectual properties."

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

'While it's true it is your intellectual property, it's the Baltic Avenue of intellectual properties.'

"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

"These things just aren't selling."

Fist bumps in other languages

'Your alibi was so convincing I'm having it copyrighted.'

'Go ahead, you'll be fine. Just be sure to keep the intellectual property rights to your story.'

'He took it with him.'

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."