Worldly Chef Prints

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Bangers and Mash

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

Witch's Brew.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Stupid Microwave

Amy Sedaris

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Tzatzikicicle

How I met your mother

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Say it with Pierogies"

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

"Sauted lard, please."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Artichoking victim

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."