World Oceans Day Prints

From trash to treasure

"You've got some plastic between your teeth."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

World Oceans Day

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Nature versus commerce.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Thank-you God.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The one that got away

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Do you mind?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The interested bystanders.