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Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Delivering red ink to the Berueu of Management and Budget.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

Son? We need to talk about inappropriate life choices. I was joking. I'm not going to be an investment banker. Great! I'd hate to see you waste your talents. There are plenty of other jobs. Like the fixer who disappears famous athletes' awkward e-mails. You'll always be employed.

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'You've done a fine job throwing money at problems, Senator, but I think it's time to bring in a reliever.'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

''Getting them by the short and curlies' could be one solution to the financial problem, Mrs...'