World Economies Pillows

The Euro - R.I.P.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Loan Alley

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Jumping Wall Street.

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

End of Year Figs.

Economy.

Counting dollars

Warren Buffett as a child

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'