World Economies Pillows

The Euro - R.I.P.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Loan Alley

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Jumping Wall Street.

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

Economy.

Counting dollars

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'