World Economy Analyst Pillows

Chinese world domination.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Loan Alley

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Cancel his redundancy cheque then phone for an ambulance'

In and Out Sourced.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Out of control

Keep the econoimy moving

Viva Belarus!

Alms Bank

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

White House Garage Sale.

The spend is high

To-Let Town Centre Map

Small Businesses Go Under.

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Bribes.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'Stocks are down. Bonds are down. Terrorism and natural disasters are up. Ask your doctor if medical marijuana is right for you...'

'The Dow has shot up 2.5% on positive data on housing - until five minutes from now, when it'll be interpreted differently.'

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'Actually, we were hoping you could loan some money to us.'