World Economics Fan Gifts

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Made in China

World Economic Crisis.

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

U.S. Foreign Policy

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Economy.

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

COVID-19 Stops Economy

"Sir, your greed is showing."

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Eurobonds Explained.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Nervous World Markets.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

survival of the fittest

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

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